We ought to have declared war on Germany the moment Mr Hitler's police stole Einstein's violin.

- Remember, you're a person of Gold Credit Card status.
- But I don't have a Gold Credit Card!
- That's only because you haven't got enough money.

Keeping Up Appearances



My new shorts from Cult. I'll probably stick to something safe and wear them with a plain off-white l/s t-shirt and a battered leather waist belt. I also have a really cute floral bridesmaid's head-dress to wear with them.

Hopefully getting this within the next week too -



Of no practical use whatsoever.