PG Tips

One of you can be quite the arrogant twat these days. Which I despise, because I adore you. Smugness isn't cheeky or teasing, it's incredibly provocative and all you do is inspire me to say something biting and cut you down to size. Which I don't do, because I love you and I'd regret it. Oh and also, you're being completely played everyone else can see it except you. You deserve so much better so stop letting us all take advantage.